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New Year's Eve Done The Way It Should Be Done

The Holidays came and went in a blur of red, green, and glitter everywhere. But just when you thought you'd settle down for a long, winter's nap, New Year's Eve comes knocking on your door asking you for one more night —one more chance to make a memory — one more excitement-filled celebration. Lazily you reply: Alright, New Year’s Eve, I'll play along. What you got? I must have heard you wrong. You want me to stand outside — in the freezing cold with thousands of strangers and wait for a ball to drop? And this is exciting how? Never mind, I'll just go ahead and keep these reindeer slippers on and pour some more hot cocoa.

Nope.
Wrong.
Get back over here - we need to chat.

SHAKING THINGS UP A BIT

Hi and Welcome to Boondocks Food and Fun — we are where New Year's Eve gets exciting. Big time! Picture yourself and your family, or yourself and your friends, or just you (or any combination of people that fits here), showing up on New Year's Eve for the Boondocks Food and Fun New Year's Eve Party!

Check this — you’ve paid your ridiculously inexpensive party fee, and now you are headed to the all-you-can-eat pizza buffet where you eat an embarrassing amount of pepperoni and cheese pizza, salad, garlic bread, and soda. But hey, no judgment here — that's all part of the fun.

Then it's on to unlimited access to bowling, laser tag, miniature golf, the XD Dark Ride, and go-carts. Three hours of crazy frivolity. Then, just when you thought the night couldn't get any more fun, you don the free party hats and stick a noisemaker in your mouth because it's time to countdown to 2019 with all of your new friends. A cheer, a toast, and then it's back to the fun until 1 am!

And you were thinking you were going to stay home — psht, lame! But you aren’t lame — you came to Boondocks Food and Fun, like the smarty pants you are and had the time of your life on a holiday that has been known to be weak-sauce in times past.

CAN’T STAY ALL NIGHT?

Not everyone is lucky enough to come to our New Year Eve shin-dig. We get that you may already have plans. But, not to worry my friends, you don’t have to miss out on all the fun. Right now, you can buy the amazing Arcade Play Madness package! You may want to sit down for this one. We'll wait. Okay, are you ready for this? Go to any Boondocks Food and Fun today, bring with you $20, ask for the Arcade Play Madness Package, and voila! You will get $40 worth of arcade games… for just $20. Yes, you heard us right. But amazingness like this doesn't last forever; the last day to get this amazing deal is on December 31st.

FOR THE LITTLES

Let's, for a second, assume that you are a big person reading this and that you have little people, whom you want to ring the new year in with, except you don't want to keep said little people up all night and deal with the consequences the following day. What if we told you we have an early-bird ball drop party for this very reason?

Boondocks Food and Fun is doing a daytime version of a New Year's Eve party. Three hours of unlimited fun: XD Dark Ride, laser tag, miniature golf, go-karts, and Kiddie Cove. You get great prices on pizza. And to top it all off, you get free noisemakers and party hats when we countdown the New Year at Noon. Hip, Hip, Hooray!

TO SUM IT UP

Let's sum up, shall we? This very minute, get on your messenger, tell all your friends that you have figured out what you are all doing for New Year's Eve, and get yourselves ready for the best night of your life. This way, when asked what you did for the Holidays, you can get your brag-card and show them pictures of how cool you are. You're welcome.